Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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