i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Randomize
