People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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