this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
how does that bad decision feel?
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