Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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