we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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