I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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