the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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