giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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