I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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