yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
third nipple confirmed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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