So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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