better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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