i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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