i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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