So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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