Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I want to be your penis for a week.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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