it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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