: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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