For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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