For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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