Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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