I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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