Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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