exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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