first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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