we have officially lost it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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