Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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