I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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