Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
