I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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