i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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