hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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