Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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