She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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