I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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