The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
dude. I can hear the air.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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