What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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