found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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