I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I could fuck to npr.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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