rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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