no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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