Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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