so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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