Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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