Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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