i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
this will be a night to untag.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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