the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is Oprah even human
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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