Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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