There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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