I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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