She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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