4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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