it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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