hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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