I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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